Haiku Contest at Ace of Spades

My fellow playing card is hosting a Kerry-bashing haiku contest. This isn't my normal style, but it's Friday night and it's all good, clean fun. The contest entries are pretty good,so far and there is even a minor flame-war with an infiltrating Lefty. Not partiularly chivalrous, perhaps, but very literate.

My favorite so far:

Ever'body was
Haiku fighting. Those boys were
fast as lightening!

which is cheating, but what the hell.