Captian's Quarters Caption Contest

Captain Ed is hosting a contest to caption a picture of John Kerry riding his infamous color-coordinated bike. Personally, I won't be participating because this is actually one of Kerry's less goofy pictures. For once he looks almost human -- more like Gomer Pyle than Lurch from the Addams family.

But the real treat will be that there will be a mystery guest judge. Really? I'm jiggered! I wonder who she could be...

(Actually, as you may have guessed, I think I know who it is. But I have no intention of spoiling the surprise.)

UPDATE: Yep. The mystery guest is Whiskey. She actually told me in an email Thursday, so it wasn't any kind of clever deduction on my part. Welcome back to the blogosphere!